#its like i think its for normal people imagine if people treated like. proboscis monkeys the way they treat horses. ugly weird animal
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why do u hate horses
the answer is manifold:
i know too many unpleasant horse facts (the foam sweat, the lungs bleeding, the fingerlegs, the old age castration, etc etc)
the city i live in is full of farms and i went to school with horse girls
homestuck
too many virility metaphors
#none of these are the horses faults i dont blame them for being freaks of nature that people have enshrined as gods favourite animal#and some horses i do think look nice. its just#its like i think its for normal people imagine if people treated like. proboscis monkeys the way they treat horses. ugly weird animal#thats considered the peak representation of freedom and beauty and god and penises. youve not lived until youve ridden one.#thats weird. its weird#the horse girls are gonna tear me apart for this
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